Category: Being Pregnant
Item Eight (added 19 October 2004)
Growing pains. I've been assured that they're normal, but owwwieee. Also, I'm not sure if this is paranoia or true, but it strikes me that my stomach gets huger (and I do mean "huger", my rant against poor use of English notwithstanding) after every bout of growing pains
Item Seven (added 15 October 2004)
Being hormonally unbalanced. I have a short fuse at the best of times. Now, I'm like 2000AD's Mean Machine. I go straight to 4. Even if you don't know 2000AD or Mean Machine or exactly what "straight to 4" means, I reckon you can probably make an educated guess
Item Six (added 15 October 2004)
Being asked if I am (or worse, told that I must be) having twins.
Item Five (added 15 October 2004)
Advice from other people. Everyone's an expert. I've been told to get used to this. Sometimes it doesn't bother me, but other times, I'm just not in the mood. And no, thanks, I don't want to watch the home video your husband made of you giving birth to your children. No, really, I don't
Item Four (added 14 October 2004)
No substance abuse
Item Three (added 14 October 2004)
No smoking
Item Two (added 14 October 2004)
No coffee
Item One (added 14 October 2004)
No booze
Growing pains. I've been assured that they're normal, but owwwieee. Also, I'm not sure if this is paranoia or true, but it strikes me that my stomach gets huger (and I do mean "huger", my rant against poor use of English notwithstanding) after every bout of growing pains
Item Seven (added 15 October 2004)
Being hormonally unbalanced. I have a short fuse at the best of times. Now, I'm like 2000AD's Mean Machine. I go straight to 4. Even if you don't know 2000AD or Mean Machine or exactly what "straight to 4" means, I reckon you can probably make an educated guess
Item Six (added 15 October 2004)
Being asked if I am (or worse, told that I must be) having twins.
Item Five (added 15 October 2004)
Advice from other people. Everyone's an expert. I've been told to get used to this. Sometimes it doesn't bother me, but other times, I'm just not in the mood. And no, thanks, I don't want to watch the home video your husband made of you giving birth to your children. No, really, I don't
Item Four (added 14 October 2004)
No substance abuse
Item Three (added 14 October 2004)
No smoking
Item Two (added 14 October 2004)
No coffee
Item One (added 14 October 2004)
No booze
posted by Sinéad @ 9:20 a.m.
1 Comments:
At 18 October, 2004 14:50,
Gerry said…
But dont you get some mystical beautiful glow or something in return. Which reminds me, I must call up to Blanch for a night of cigarettes and alcohol. I'll bring my home movie of me taking a shit. Its the closest thing I have.
I think I'm starting a trend with these comments. Its a kind of suicide. Like walking round (dunno where, but black neighbourhood in NY) with a sign saying "I hate niggers" AKA John McClaine in Die Harder 465 - with a vengance
Post a Comment
<< Home